I got a fever! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!


September 11, 2004 - 4:04 p.m.
forgetting stuff

GAH! I forgot to tell everyone about this burlesque show this everning!! Crap. Oh well. It's gonna be good; High school confidential. and Take your mama out by the Scissor Sisters. I think I have finally taken my love of "your mom!" jokes too far this time. The Take Your Mama Out routine includes: giant grandma bags, crocheting doilies, Sexy Mark Brown, The Hustle, drunken stripping Moms, a wind machine, Baby Duck, and "M.I.L.F." written on someone's ass (ok, my ass). Yeah! it's gonna be a block buster!!!

I also got a new job. I won't mention the name so I don't jinx it. :P I like it so far. My co-workers like me (do you have any idea how satisfying it is to hear co-workers say "yeah.... you're going to fit in quite nicely here!"?). Now all I have to do is learn about guitar/bass strings, pedals, cables and miscelanious guitar accessories REALLY QUICKLY! S'ok. Stealing Chris's guitar and reading through old course live sound noteboocks should help. I hope it works out..... But I really think it will.

I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Now here is a picture of myself stabbing a voodoo doll in my ween voodoo act.






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