Last night
I think I'm pretty close to a nervous breakdown.... I don't know, maybe not
Anyway, Last night, was the gong show at the Rivoli, and my dear Mysterion The Mind Reader performed. Had some fun, he was very excited about winning a giant novelty check, so much so that he refuses to get the prize cashed in. I on the other hand dressed like a 1920's madam, and gimped around on my cane, and almost had a nervous breakdown, again! oh and shout out's to Sistina, and Heino. But I don't want to talk about what happend at the show.
After the show Mysterion goes to get a veggie dog, and I go to the CBC bank machine. When I come back around the corner to find him standing by the Gorilla Monsoon Patio doing tricks for a couple of patrons: Shaggy, and this cute skinny latina girl. I think maybe they were drunk or compleatly daft, because they were massively freaking out. Latina girl is COMPLEATLY smitten with Mysterion,(I think it was the Vincent Price Mustache, that really looked more like a 13 year old latino boy mustache). Right when I came over she was leaning over the patio railing saying something to him about "you need to contact me, whats my number!? Do you know my number?!". She kept staring at him with these googley eyes, like he was the most amayzing thing she had ever seen, and saying things like, "no please don't go, stay with us." and "Tell me somthing about me! what do you see!?" If it wasn't for the fact that I understood that Mysterion was doing his Act, I would have been all over him, giving her "back off bitch he's mine!" looks. Hahahahhaha!! I joined in with Mysterion, reading latina's mind, and making a key rotate in my hand, while Mysterion when to get his veggie dog from the vender. The Shaggy guy was pretty funny too. He said things like "I have seen the future of society, and it's you two!!" "For the Love of Frank Sinatra!" and "You guys are like a combantion of Frank Sinatra, Super Dave Osbourne, and that homeless guy over there!" He also asked Mysterion to marry him, but Mysterion responded that he was taken, came over to me and put his arm around me saying "I've got my wife over here." Now the cool thing was that Mysterion did some real hard core mindreading. None of these tricks or skills or magicianisms: straight out reciving thoughts. The Latina girl asked him "what am I thinking about right now?" And he looked at her, and said "a rose". He was massivly impressed with himself later on for actually getting it right.But he's still a dufus for not noticing how much that girl was in love with him.
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