I got a fever! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

June 12, 2004 - 3:06 a.m. (heart) Wow..... That was interesting.... I'm really drunk right now.... But a few hours ago Chris started talking about how he wants to get all this surgery done to his face, and how he wants all this rhinoplasty. I got really upset and insisted he didn't, to the point of crying. When he realised why I was crying he said "marry me." I looked at him dumbfounded, and he said it again, more feverently; "marry me!" And holy fucking bejebus, I realised he really meant it..... HELP STOP STEPHEN HARPER Read more about his bigoted policies here previous - next

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