My life is so weird...
MY LIFE IS BIZZARE!! I LIVE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!! Seriously. Do you know what I spent my day doing on sunday? I spent the day busking in front of the 360 with my boyfriend, and Joey. Do you know what we were doing? Well Chris was lying on a bed of nails and getting people to stand on him, he was walking across the bed of nails, and hammering a nail into his sinus cavity. I was acting as assistant, by collecting money, and standing on, and helping other people stand on Chris while he was lying on the nail bed. Joey was playing background music, and sometimes re-writing lyrics of songs to make them nail themed. Examples? Ok how about "One nail! One nail! Lets take a hammer and drive it up my nose!"? Or maybe "If you had, just one nail, would you use it to stick two boards together? Or would you use it to hammer up your nose?"? Chris was laughing hystericaly, and conceded that Joey was better then him at making up lyrics on the spot. And everytime I went to get tips from people joey would play Gimmie Some Money by spinal tap. THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE!!!!!! PEOPLE THIS IS NORMALICY FOR ME!!! Sorry but Diaryland is not letting me post new entries. I don't know what is going on but I appoliogise for the lack of updated-ness
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