Exorcism!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! The coolest thing happend at my house last night!!!! WE HAD AN EXORSISIM!!!! I'm not shitting you!!! I had a friend come over about a week ago and they freaked out at my roomates room, because apparently there is a ghost in her room. I made the mistake of asking her if anything weird ever happend, like cold spots, things disapearing for periods of times etc. She got super spooked (next time I have to remember not everyone is as cool with supernatural stuff as I am), and called her pastor (she's baptist). The Pastor came over last night, and she "cleansed" the room. I thought to myself "an exorsism in my house?! Like I'm gonna fucking miss this!!!". Plus I'm really fasinated with Religious ritual, and that sort of thing.
So she comes, I almost get into a semantics argument with her over the use of the word "Demon" vs. "Ghost". She agreed that maybe demon wasn't the right word, but for her anything that has a little dark, even if it is just shades of grey, she considers it to be not of God/good. I agreed with that concept and said with a ghost who had a violent and dark death (suicide) I could see how she would see that dark sorrow as evil. Says a prayer, and asks Joh (my roomate) if there is anything "jesus" wouldn't approve of in her life that she wanted to get ride of, except she didn't say it that straight forward a way. I ended up explaining to Joh , that holding on to negativity draws more negativity towards you. The Pastor smiles at me and says "your roomate is very spiritual joh." I had to laugh on the inside, since she had no Idea that I hate the blind faith aspect of baptists, I've performed witch craft in this appartment, my sex toys were currently sitting on my bedside table, I'm into S&M, and I was going to the bovine sex club when they were finished with the exorsism. Anyway. So The pastor blesses some oil, and goes around joh's room, calling on jesus, to help cleanse the room and for the ghost to leave, all while drawing crosses in oil on the wall. Two or three times, she would say something and then she would sort of hiss, and qucikly hunch, like she had been hit on the head, and raise her voice and say things like "you have no autority here. You have to leave!" and various other things about jesus' power. (no she didn't say "the power of christ compeles you!!!") It was pretty freaking cool!!! Then joh had some private time with her pastor talking about things that jesus didn't like that were in her life. I then went to get ready to go out, but thought, "hey! I've got all those white candles from the last ritual I performed! White light is protective and cleansing" So I grabbed a bunch of candles and gave them to her, and the pastor said "you have such a kind heart". I'm pretty sure that she had gleaned that I was way more spiritual then christian, but she was still pretty cool about it anyway. But man, I have to say baptists have this weird smug look on their face when they talk about jesus amd it kind of freaks me out. Whatever. I may not believe in Jesus the way someone like her wants me to believe, or live a "sin free" life but I still radiate light, my own light, because I am a good person. I don't need to have blind faith to be a good person full of light.
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