I got a fever! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!


April 17, 2004 - 6:42 p.m.
Cocktoberfest

Big Cocks: Because getting punched in the cervix repeatedly by the head of your cock is soooo sexy!

Changing position/angle with a big cock: Because getting punched in the bladder repeatedly (instead of the cervix) with the head of your cock makes me even hotter!

Hey! I've got an idea! How about I repeatedly alternate between punching you in the kidneys, and punching the back of your nutsack?!?!!? Wouldn't that just turn you on!??!






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