I got a fever! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!


April 15, 2004 - 12:34 p.m.
Notes on last nights karaoke.

- I (heart) Mysterion
- Do you think that Bovine door man will ever realise, that despite the fact (or because of it) that he is a somewhat handsome, muscular man I'm NOT going to sleep with him? Nice guy, but no way. You'd think he would know; he's seen my ex, it should be obvious that muscles really don't impress me!
- If you are a cute guy, with a black shag hair-do, glasses, and you've been checking me out, you should come and talk to me, instead of just smiling at me when you leave. You're cute, I will talk to you.
- I am the queen of karaoke! No one, I said NO ONE, is better then me! I rule!
- I am the Dada Witch Doctor.

I have a date tonight with the Colm feore-a-like. Wish me luck!

Edit: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I have a date tonight with the Colm Feore-a-like, and YOU, Mr. Fire Fighter in training, have the AUDACITY to ask if I want to meet up with you tonight AFTER my date!? AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!! Don't make me laugh in your face!!!




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